See... What had happened was

I landed a job at a great organization which I wanted to become a part of for a long time.  Before meeting with one of my new colleagues, and with great candor and certainty in my voice, I let her know that our meeting could begin after I got a cup of coffee, because... I CAN'T without COFFEE!   

I immediately thought to myself, hot damn, I need to put this on a t-shirt.  

And the rest................... Was HERstory!